Turkey Jokes


Enjoy the following Turkey jokes and may the Lord bless your Thanksgiving celebration.

Turkey Jokes

What key won’t open any door? (A turkey!)

Why did the turkey cross the road? (It was the chicken’s day off!)

Why did the chewing gum cross the road? (It was stuck on the turkey’s foot!)

Why did the turkey cross the road twice? (To prove he wasn’t chicken!)

What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn? (An eggroll!)

Where do you find a turkey with no legs? (Exactly where you left it!)

What do you call it when it rains turkeys? (Foul weather!)

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers? (The outside!)

Why do turkeys lay eggs? (If they dropped them, they’d break!)

What’s the most musical part of a turkey? (The drumstick!)


This Thanksgiving, don’t focus your day on turkey and pie. Take time to truly give thanks for how good God is. He loves you and gave His Son to give you life.

1 Thessalonians 5:18 says, “Give thanks in everything, for this is God’s will for you in Christ Jesus.”


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