Snow Jokes

snowman-1aEnjoy the following Snow jokes and may the Lord bless your Christmas celebration.

Snow Jokes

What often falls in the winter but never gets hurt? (Snow)

What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast? (Snowflakes!)

What do you call a snowman in the desert? (A puddle!)

What did the snowman order for lunch? (Icerbergers with chilli sauce!)

What happens when you drop a snowball in the water? (It gets wet!)

What do you call a snowman on rollerblades? (A snow mobile!)

What do Snowmen call their kids? (Chill-dren!)

Where does a snowman keep his money? (In a snow bank!)

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? (They have snow caps!)

Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s Snow. It’s Snow who? It’s Snowbody!


When you make a snowman, you get to decide everything about him. How tall will he be? What kind of nose will he have? What kind of arms will he have? You get to create him in a way that pleases you. In a similar way, when God made you, He designed you for a purpose. God has great plans for your life. You’re NOT a snowbody or a nobody. God made you for a reason. He created you to walk with Him everyday. That’s why Jesus came–to make a way to save you from your sins and bring you back to God.

1 John 4:14 says,

“We have seen and testify that the Father has sent the Son as the Savior of the world.”